1. Because I spent too much time in front of my calculator

    I asked my calculator out on a date.

    It said "error"

    Then I realized it's not programmed for feelings.

  2. 'cause logic is sometimes paradoxal?

    This sentence is false.

  3. This one makes me laugh too much

    I tried to organize a hide-and-seek contest...

    But good players are hard to find.

  4. Because self harm

    Think like proton: stay positive